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ham	I've told him that i've returned it. That should i re order it.
ham	House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..
ham	Depends on where u going lor.
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ham	Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...
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ham	Ok lor...
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ham	Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
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ham	U sick still can go shopping?
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ham	1's reach home call me.
ham	Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here
ham	Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious.
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ham	Ok thanx...
ham	aathi..where are you dear..
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ham	Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry
ham	Wat time u finish ur lect today?
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ham	She's fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.
ham	Are you going to wipro interview today?
ham	how tall are you princess?
ham	I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...
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ham	Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ? 
ham	In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8
ham	Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!
ham	I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me
ham	I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing
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ham	Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ? 
ham	What I'm saying is if you haven't explicitly told nora I know someone I'm probably just not gonna bother
ham	He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)
ham	Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.
ham	Mum, i've sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day.
ham	Aight, tomorrow around  <#>  it is
ham	House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?
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ham	I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?
ham	See you there! 
ham	I dont understand your message.
ham	Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.
ham	Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.
ham	Fuck cedar key and fuck her (come over anyway tho)
ham	twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat
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ham	Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying
ham	Hi Harish's rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.
ham	Anything lor is she coming?
ham	Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.
ham	Ü still attending da talks?
ham	No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?
ham	K I'll take care of it
ham	I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?
ham	My battery is low babe
ham	Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...
ham	Yeah there's quite a bit left, I'll swing by tomorrow when I get up
ham	Babe? You said 2 hours and it's been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?
ham	K I'll be sure to get up before noon and see what's what
ham	K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .
ham	Went to ganesh dress shop
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ham	Ü collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?
ham	If you r @ home then come down within 5 min
ham	Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?
ham	Come aftr  <DECIMAL> ..now i m cleaning the house
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ham	Tell me pa. How is pain de.
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ham	ALRITE
ham	Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.
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ham	How do you guys go to see movies on your side.
ham	Sorry,in meeting I'll call later
ham	You didn't have to tell me that...now i'm thinking. Plus he's going to stop all your runs
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ham	Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
ham	What time should I tell my friend to be around?
ham	Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.
ham	Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*
ham	Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?
ham	Thanx 4 the time we’ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx
ham	Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?
ham	I've not sent it. He can send me.
ham	Fine am simply sitting.
ham	Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..
ham	Are you coming to day for class.
ham	Im done. Just studyn in library
ham	Ok... U enjoy ur shows...
ham	Anything...
ham	Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don’t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx
ham	Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?
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ham	Yo do you know anyone  <#>  or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night
ham	Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.
ham	Yeah, we got one lined up for us
ham	And stop wondering "wow is she ever going to stop tm'ing me ?!" because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*
ham	Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.
ham	Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha
ham	Are you ok. What happen to behave like this
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ham	My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.
ham	Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3. 
ham	No message..no responce..what happend?
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ham	Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost  <#>  bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe
ham	make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x
ham	Leave it. U will always be ignorant.
ham	Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)
ham	at bruce b downs & fletcher now
ham	Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(
ham	Hey now am free you can call me.
ham	Tell me whos this pls:-)
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ham	Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.
ham	Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left
ham	Yes there were many sweets
ham	I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.
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ham	Are you being good, baby? :)
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ham	Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..
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ham	Happy New Year Princess!
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ham	What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..
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ham	K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?
ham	So i'm doing a list of buyers.
ham	No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second
ham	Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?
ham	They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.
ham	Don know..he is watching film in computer..
ham	No b4 Thursday
ham	Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected
ham	Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus
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ham	Excellent, I'll see what riley's plans are
ham	I will see in half an hour
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ham	Also hi wesley how've you been
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ham	Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don't worry.. l'm always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:)
ham	Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)
ham	Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon 
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ham	I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.
ham	 <#>  mins but i had to stop somewhere first.
ham	<#>  is fast approaching. So, Wish u a very Happy New Year Happy Sankranti Happy republic day Happy Valentines Day Happy Shivratri Happy Ugadi Happy Fools day Happy May Day Happy Independence Day, Happy Friendship,Mother,Father,Teachers,Childrens Day, & HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4 U. Happy Ganesh festival Happy Dasara Happy Diwali Happy Christmas  <#>  Good Mornings Afternoons, Evenings Nights. RememberI AM the first to WISHING U ALL THESE...your's Raj
ham	One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -
ham	I didn't get the second half of that message
ham	Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?
ham	I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.
ham	Am in film ill call you later.
ham	How dare you change my ring
ham	You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.
ham	I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew
ham	What part of "don't initiate" don't you understand
ham	I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?
ham	You still at the game?
ham	You have got tallent but you are wasting.
ham	What is your record for one night? :)
ham	Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend.
ham	 gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day.  is coming. Don't4get2text me  number. 
ham	Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...
ham	Aight, lemme know what's up
ham	Get ready for  <#>  inches of pleasure...
ham	Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham	;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.
ham	Cos darren say ü considering mah so i ask ü...
ham	You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.
ham	Wishing you and your family Merry "X" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
ham	One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..
ham	Aight what time you want me to come up?
ham	Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don't you wish to come to me on your own anymore?
ham	Your bill at 3 is £33.65 so thats not bad!
ham	Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs
ham	Hello, yeah i've just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i'll come up when i'm done, yeah?
ham	So how's the weather over there?
ham	Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that! 
ham	Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...
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ham	Ok
ham	Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy "how is ur life?" . . He smiled & answered: . . "She is fine!" Gudnite
ham	Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..
ham	Pls send me the correct name da.
ham	What happened to our yo date?
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ham	Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til <#> am :/
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ham	K..k...from tomorrow onwards started ah?
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ham	I'm now but have to wait till 2 for the bus to pick me.
ham	Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?
ham	Ok lor... But buy wat?
ham	Somebody should go to andros and steal ice
ham	Don know. I did't msg him recently.
ham	Take us out shopping and Mark will distract Isaiah.=D
ham	Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola
ham	There is no sense in my foot and penis.
ham	Okay but i thought you were the expert
ham	*deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven't gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don't you miss me?
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ham	Have a great trip to India. And bring the light to everyone not just with the project but with everyone that is lucky to see you smile. Bye. Abiola
ham	And very importantly, all we discuss is between u and i only.
ham	K..k:)how about your training process?
ham	Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?
ham	In da car park 
ham	I wish that I was with you. Holding you tightly. Making you see how important you are. How much you mean to me ... How much I need you ... In my life ...
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ham	Ok... I din get ur msg...
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ham	Pathaya enketa maraikara pa'
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ham	Hello hun how ru? Its here by the way. Im good. Been on 2 dates with that guy i met in walkabout so far. We have to meet up soon. Hows everyone else?
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ham	Yes watching footie but worried we're going to blow it - Phil Neville?
ham	I wait 4 ü inside da car park...
ham	Uncle Abbey! Happy New Year. Abiola
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ham	So no messages. Had food?
ham	Ok going to sleep. Hope i can meet her.
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ham	And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo 
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ham	So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.
ham	7 lor... Change 2 suntec... Wat time u coming?
ham	No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.
ham	Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to
ham	Nice.nice.how is it working?
ham	Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?
ham	Haha... Yup hopefully  we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again
ham	She's good. How are you. Where r u working now
ham	Oh, yes, I've just been a little under the weather so i've kind of been coccooning at home
ham	At home also.
ham	This phone has the weirdest auto correct.
ham	Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.
ham	Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?
ham	She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
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ham	I need... Coz i never go before 
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ham	I feel like a dick because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?
ham	No plm i will come da. On the way.
ham	Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..
ham	Height of recycling: Read twice- People spend time for earning money and the same money is spent for spending time!;-) Good morning.. keep smiling:-)
ham	Yup ü not comin :-(
ham	Yes, princess. Toledo.
ham	Aight text me when you're back at mu and I'll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me
ham	Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.
ham	Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
ham	Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best
ham	A cute thought for friendship: "Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd, but watever u shared should be true"....
ham	Ok i've sent u da latest version of da project.
ham	Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great & successful day.
ham	Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.
ham	Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:
ham	Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P
ham	Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens
ham	* You gonna ring this weekend or wot?
ham	Also track down any lighters you can find
ham	Sorry, I can't help you on this.
ham	Babe, I need your advice
ham	I‘ll leave around four, ok?
ham	Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da
ham	K:)k..its good:)when are you going?
ham	I can make lasagna for you... vodka...
ham	HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX
ham	Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar
ham	No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!
ham	He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him
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ham	Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...
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ham	Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i'm so short with you and on-edge as of late.
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ham	Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.
ham	Thanx a lot...
ham	Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.
ham	Lol your right. What diet? Everyday I cheat anyway. I'm meant to be a fatty :(
ham	Its a great day. Do have yourself a beautiful one.
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ham	Badrith is only for chennai:)i will surely pick for us:)no competition for him.
ham	I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do ü need to leave... 
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ham	Dear good morning how you feeling dear
ham	A little. Meds say take once every 8 hours. It's only been 5 but pain is back. So I took another. Hope I don't die
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ham	Dunno lei ü all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.
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ham	Stop calling everyone saying I might have cancer. My throat hurts to talk. I can't be answering everyones calls. If I get one more call I'm not babysitting on Monday
ham	It'll be tough, but I'll do what I have to
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ham	HI DARLIN I FINISH AT 3 DO U 1 2 PICK ME UP OR MEET ME? TEXT BACK ON THIS NUMBER LUV KATE XXX
ham	Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind, as the mind easily forgets but the heart will always remember. Wish you Happy Valentines Day!
ham	But i'm surprised she still can guess right lor...
ham	Okie ü wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I'm not driving today.
ham	Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words
ham	HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN
ham	I know you are serving. I mean what are you doing now.
ham	Huh... Hyde park not in mel ah, opps, got confused... Anyway, if tt's e best choice den we juz have to take it...
ham	Oh gei. That happend to me in tron. Maybe ill dl it in 3d when its out
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ham	I know girls always safe and selfish know i got it pa. Thank you. good night.
ham	No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage. 
ham	I'm freezing and craving ice. Fml
ham	Kay... Since we are out already 
ham	Eh sorry leh... I din c ur msg. Not sad already lar. Me watching tv now. U still in office?
ham	Yo im right by yo work
ham	Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx
ham	She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
ham	I don wake since. I checked that stuff and saw that its true no available spaces. Pls call the embassy or send a mail to them.
ham	Nope... Juz off from work...
ham	Huh so fast... Dat means u havent finished painting?
ham	 what number do u live at? Is it 11?
ham	No we put party 7 days a week and study lightly, I think we need to draw in some custom checkboxes so they know we're hardcore
ham	Sac will score big hundred.he is set batsman:-)
ham	Send me yetty's number pls.
ham	How much it will cost approx . Per month.
ham	Ok... The theory test? when are ü going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free
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ham	That's fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions
ham	Sorry, got a late start, we're on the way
ham	Then u go back urself lor...
ham	I AM AT THE GAS STATION. GO THERE.
ham	K, if u bored up just come to my home..
ham	Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*
ham	Like I made him throw up when we were smoking in our friend's car one time, it was awesome
ham	Still i have not checked it da. . .
ham	You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.
ham	I haven't forgotten you, i might have a couple bucks to send you tomorrow, k? I love ya too
ham	Oh great. I.ll disturb him more so that we can talk.
ham	Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.
ham	U're welcome... Caught u using broken english again...
ham	No problem baby. Is this is a good time to talk? I called and left a message.
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Oh is it! Which brand?
ham	Sorry i cant take your call right now. It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.
ham	At what time are you coming.
ham	Call him and say you not coming today ok and tell them not to fool me like this ok
ham	I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can ü get it fr him..
ham	R u sure they'll understand that! Wine * good idea just had a slurp!
ham	Minimum walk is 3miles a day.
ham	Ok not a problem will get them a taxi. C ing  tomorrow and tuesday. On tuesday think we r all going to the cinema. 
ham	Brainless Baby Doll..:-D;-), vehicle sariyag drive madoke barolla..
ham	I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly & it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...
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ham	Please attend the phone:)
ham	You only hate me. You can call any but you didnt accept even a single call of mine. Or even you messaged
ham	No messages on her phone. I'm holding it now
ham	Can... I'm free...
ham	Yo my trip got postponed, you still stocked up?
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	I am waiting for your call sir.
ham	Hey what are you doing. Y no reply pa..
ham	Hey elaine, is today's meeting still on?
ham	Sorry i've not gone to that place. I.ll do so tomorrow. Really sorry.
ham	Most of the tiime when i don't let you hug me it's so i don't break into tears.
ham	Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
ham	And now electricity just went out fml.
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ham	Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav  <#>  IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.
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ham	Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?
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ham	Yes we were outside for like 2 hours. And I called my whole family to wake them up cause it started at 1 am
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ham	yay! finally lol. i missed our cinema trip last week :-(
ham	All day working day:)except saturday and sunday..
ham	aathi..where are you dear..
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ham	You getting back any time soon?
ham	, how's things? Just a quick question.
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ham	I can probably come by, everybody's done around  <#>  right?
ham	I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the  <#> day return period ended.
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ham	What was she looking for?
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ham	Tell my  bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I'll try to change in  <#> . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.
ham	No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)
ham	Yeah, probably earlier than that
ham	Change windows logoff sound..
ham	Still i have not checked it da. . .
ham	I'm also came to room.
ham	Huh but i got lesson at 4 lei n i was thinkin of going to sch earlier n i tot of parkin at kent vale...  
ham	Ok.
ham	I will reach office around  <DECIMAL> . & my mobile have problem. You cann't get my voice. So call you asa i'll free
ham	Cool, text me when you head out
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ham	Oh, the grand is having a bit of a party but it doesn't mention any cover charge so it's probably first come first served
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ham	I will come to ur home now
ham	Free any day but i finish at 6 on mon n thurs...
ham	Will you be here for food
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ham	Nite...
ham	Two fundamentals of cool life: "Walk, like you are the KING"...! OR "Walk like you Dont care,whoever is the KING"!... Gud nyt
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ham	Hi Petey!noi’m ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x
ham	I just saw ron burgundy captaining a party boat so yeah
ham	I'm serious. You are in the money base
ham	Already one guy loving you:-.
ham	Staff of placement training in Amrita college.
ham	I always chat with you. In fact i need money can you raise me?
ham	I'm job profile seems like bpo..
ham	Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didn‘t do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?
ham	So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc.
ham	Are you willing to go for apps class.
ham	Hanging out with my brother and his family
ham	No it will reach by 9 only. She telling she will be there. I dont know
ham	Hey... are you going to quit soon? Xuhui and i working till end of the month 
ham	Im sorry bout last nite it wasn’t ur fault it was me, spouse it was pmt or sumthin! U 4give me? I think u shldxxxx
ham	Try neva mate!!
ham	Yeah that'd pretty much be the best case scenario
ham	I not free today i haf 2 pick my parents up tonite...
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ham	Should i send you naughty pix? :)
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ham	Tyler (getting an 8th) has to leave not long after 9, can you get here in like an hour?
ham	Prepare to be pounded every night...
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ham	Sorry, I'll call later
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ham	I'm at home. Please call
ham	Oic cos me n my sis got no lunch today my dad went out... So dunno whether 2 eat in sch or wat...
ham	Mmmmm ... It was sooooo good to wake to your words this morning, my Love!! Mmmm fuck ... I love you too, my Lion ... *devouring kiss from across the sea*
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ham	What happen dear. Why you silent. I am tensed
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ham	If you are not coughing then its nothing
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ham	Ok lor. I'm in town now lei.
ham	I had it already..sabarish asked me to go..
ham	No da. . Vijay going to talk in jaya tv
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ham	Its ok..come to my home it vl nice to meet and v can chat..
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ham	Yeah confirmed for you staying at  that weekend
ham	They said ü dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or ü juz send to my email account..  
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ham	I sent your maga that money yesterday oh.
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ham	Our ride equally uneventful - not too many of those pesky cyclists around at that time of night ;).
ham	If you were/are free i can give. Otherwise nalla adi entey nattil kittum
ham	I've sent my wife your text. After we buy them she'll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.
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ham	Aight, we'll head out in a few
ham	Then wat r u doing now? Busy wif work?
ham	I know you mood off today
ham	Jay told me already, will do
ham	Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.
ham	I'm not sure, I was just checking out what was happening around the area
ham	Hey morning what you come to ask:-) pa...
ham	Jordan got voted out last nite!
ham	That means you got an A in epi, she.s fine. She.s here now.
ham	I have no idea where you are
ham	Pls come quick cant bare this.
ham	Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav  <#>  IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.
ham	Call me. I m unable to cal. Lets meet bhaskar, and deep
ham	No. I.ll meet you in the library
ham	K, my roommate also wants a dubsack and another friend may also want some so plan on bringing extra, I'll tell you when they know for sure
ham	Depends on individual lor e hair dresser say pretty but my parents say look gong. U kaypoh.. I also dunno wat she collecting.
ham	Ok c ü then.
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ham	Can you please ask macho what his price range is, does he want something new or used plus it he only interfued in the blackberry bold  <#>  or any bb
ham	Sorry sent blank msg again. Yup but trying 2 do some serious studying now.
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ham	That means from february to april i'll be getting a place to stay down there so i don't have to hustle back and forth during audition season as i have since my sister moved away from harlem.
ham	Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats... 
ham	Damn, poor zac doesn't stand a chance
ham	No message..no responce..what happend?
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ham	Yeah right! I'll bring my tape measure fri!
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ham	Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow
ham	Should I head straight there or what
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ham	Sorry, left phone upstairs. OK, might be hectic but would be all my birds with one fell swoop. It's a date.
ham	* Thought I didn't see you.
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ham	Hmm ill have to think about it... ok you're forgiven! =D
ham	We are hoping to get away by 7, from Langport. You still up for town tonight?
ham	Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one
ham	Probably not, still going over some stuff here
ham	It has issues right now. Ill fix for her by tomorrow.
ham	Why i come in between you people
ham	Senthil group company Apnt 5pm.
ham	Oh really?? Did you make it on air? What's your talent?
ham	Studying. But i.ll be free next weekend.
ham	R u here yet? I'm wearing blue shirt n black pants.
ham	Wait.i will come out.. <#>  min:)
ham	I will reach ur home in  <#>  minutes
ham	Well then you have a great weekend!
ham	What are you doing in langport? Sorry, but I'll probably be in bed by 9pm. It sucks being ill at xmas! When do you and go2sri lanka? 
ham	Frnd s not juz a word.....not merely a relationship.....its a silent promise which says ... " I will be with YOU " Wherevr.. Whenevr.. Forevr... Gudnyt dear..
ham	Huh? 6 also cannot? Then only how many mistakes?
ham	Ha... U jus ate honey ar? So sweet...
ham	I'm turning off my phone. My moms telling everyone I have cancer. And my sister won't stop calling. It hurts to talk. Can't put up with it. See u when u get home. Love u
ham	Honey ? Sweetheart ? Darling ? Sexy buns ? Sugar plum ? Loverboy ? I miss you, boytoy ... *smacks your ass* Did you go to the gym too ?
ham	Thanks for loving me so. You rock
ham	Yeah imma come over cause jay wants to do some drugs
ham	Ok thanx... Take care then...
ham	Yup. Thk of u oso boring wat.
ham	 came to look at the flat, seems ok, in his 50s? * Is away alot wiv work. Got woman coming at 6.30 too.
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ham	Whos this am in class:-)
ham	Hey r ü still online? I've finished the formatting...
ham	Great! So what attracts you to the brothas?
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ham	Stupid.its not possible
ham	I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham	LOL what happens in Vegas stays in vegas
ham	Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldn’t make ur b’day 2 hun!
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ham	I was slept that time.you there?
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ham	Ha ha nan yalrigu heltini..Iyo kothi chikku, u shared many things wit me..so far i didn't told any body and even uttered a word abt u.. If ur trusting me so much how can i tell these to others.. Plz nxt time dont use those words to me..ok, chikku:-);-)B-)
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ham	Thought we could go out for dinner. I'll treat you! Seem ok?
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ham	What you doing?how are you?
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ham	Lol I would but despite these cramps I like being a girl.
ham	I can’t wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isn’t too bad as well but it’s rock night shite. Anyway i’m going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.
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