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ham All e best 4 ur exam later.
ham Hope ur head doesn't hurt 2 much ! Am ploughing my way through a pile of ironing ! Staying in with a chinky tonight come round if you like.
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ham Oh ok..
ham R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?
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ham I've got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal
ham Where at were hungry too
ham Pls speak to that customer machan.
ham somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams
ham Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.
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ham Jay is snickering and tells me that x is totally fucking up the chords as we speak
ham No..few hours before.went to hair cut .
ham No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...
ham Lmao. Take a pic and send it to me.
ham "Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence..." Gud mrng:-)
ham No. She's currently in scotland for that.
ham Do you work all this week ?
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ham Yes.. now only saw your message..
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ham You intrepid duo you! Have a great time and see you both soon.
ham I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.
ham Dad went out oredi...
ham I jus hope its true that missin me cos i'm really missin him! You haven't done anything to feel guilty about, yet.
ham Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...
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ham In fact when do you leave? I think addie goes back to school tues or wed
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ham Ya:)going for restaurant..
ham Its ok., i just askd did u knw tht no?
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ham Looks like u wil b getting a headstart im leaving here bout 2.30ish but if u r desperate for my company I could head in earlier-we were goin to meet in rummer.
ham Dont give a flying monkeys wot they think and I certainly dont mind. Any friend of mine and all that!
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ham say thanks2.
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ham Ya! when are ü taking ure practical lessons? I start in june..
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ham Can ü all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..
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ham Yalru lyfu astne chikku.. Bt innu mundhe lyf ali halla ke bilo (marriage)program edhae, so lyf is nt yet ovr chikku..ali vargu lyfu meow meow:-D
ham Kinda. First one gets in at twelve! Aah. Speak tomo
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ham Ok good then i later come find ü... C lucky i told ü to go earlier... Later pple take finish ü no more again...
ham Wat makes u thk i'll fall down. But actually i thk i'm quite prone 2 falls. Lucky my dad at home i ask him come n fetch me already.
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ham I wont touch you with out your permission.
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ham 7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st "Ur Lovely Friendship"... good morning dear
ham Take some small dose tablet for fever
ham Oh. U must have taken your REAL Valentine out shopping first.
ham Just sent you an email to an address with incomm in it, is that right?
ham Will do, you gonna be at blake's all night? I might be able to get out of here a little early
ham Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e
ham Nice. Wait...should you be texting right now? I'm not gonna pay your ticket, ya know!
ham I'm watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?
ham Why you keeping me away like this
ham I think its far more than that but find out. Check google maps for a place from your dorm.
ham My trip was ok but quite tiring lor. Uni starts today but it's ok 4 me cos i'm not taking any modules but jus concentrating on my final yr project.
ham Have you always been saying welp?
ham I'm a guy, browsin is compulsory
ham Ok...
ham Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham (I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to fuck off but hey, your money if you want it)
ham Hello lover! How goes that new job? Are you there now? Are you happy? Do you think of me? I wake, my slave and send you a teasing kiss from across the sea
ham I told your number to gautham..
ham Tell them no need to investigate about me anywhere.
ham Ok i juz receive..
ham Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later.
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ham In the end she might still vomit but its okay. Not everything will come out.
ham How are you with moneY...as in to you...money aint a thing....how are you sha!
ham It has everything to do with the weather. Keep extra warm. Its a cold but nothing serious. Pls lots of vitamin c
ham Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?
ham I'm always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.
ham I'm putting it on now. It should be ready for <TIME>
ham Time n Smile r the two crucial things in our life. Sometimes time makes us to forget smile, and sometimes someone's smile makes us to forget time gud noon
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ham Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.
ham Sounds like something that someone testing me would sayy
ham When u love someone Dont make them to love u as much as u do. But Love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you... Gud nit.
ham Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:)
ham Oops sorry. Just to check that you don't mind picking me up tomo at half eight from station. Would that be ok?
ham Hey sweet, I was wondering when you had a moment if you might come to me ? I want to send a file to someone but it won't go over yahoo for them because their connection sucks, remember when you set up that page for me to go to and download the format disc ? Could you tell me how to do that ? Or do you know some other way to download big files ? Because they can download stuff directly from the internet. Any help would be great, my prey ... *teasing kiss*
ham Hows the champ just leaving glasgow!
ham K:)all the best:)congrats...
ham I wonder if you'll get this text?
ham I need to come home and give you some good lovin...
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ham I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.
ham Yup ok thanx...
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ham Wow ... I love you sooo much, you know ? I can barely stand it ! I wonder how your day goes and if you are well, my love ... I think of you and miss you
ham No screaming means shouting..
ham Hey what happen de. Are you alright.
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ham I think chennai well settled?
ham Oh dang! I didn't mean o send that to you! Lol!
ham Unfortunately i've just found out that we have to pick my sister up from the airport that evening so don't think i'll be going out at all. We should try to go out one of th
ham Horrible bf... I now v hungry...
ham Remember on that day..
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ham All sounds good. Fingers . Makes it difficult to type
ham Midnight at the earliest
ham You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?
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ham Now press conference da:)
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ham Good afternoon, my love ! Any job prospects ? Are you missing me ? What do you do ? Are you being lazy and bleak, hmmm ? Or happy and filled with my love ?
ham Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...
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ham In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.
ham U too...
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ham I am late. I will be there at
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ham I dont have that much image in class.
ham No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)
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ham Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao...
ham No. To be nosy I guess. Idk am I over reacting if I'm freaked?
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ham Why is that, princess? I bet the brothas are all chasing you!
ham I shall book chez jules for half eight, if that's ok with you?
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ham Yep, at derek's house now, see you Sunday <3
ham It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around <#> , I'll be out and about all day
ham Sorry, I'll call later
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ham I love you. You set my soul on fire. It is not just a spark. But it is a flame. A big rawring flame. XoXo
ham Somewhr someone is surely made 4 u. And God has decided a perfect time to make u meet dat person. . . . till den, . . . . . Enjoy ur crushes..!!!;-)
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ham Will it help if we propose going back again tomorrow
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ham Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:
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ham Daddy will take good care of you :)
ham Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo
ham K.then any other special?
ham Carlos is taking his sweet time as usual so let me know when you and patty are done/want to smoke and I'll tell him to haul ass
ham Ok pa. Nothing problem:-)
ham Have you heard about that job? I'm going to that wildlife talk again tonight if u want2come. Its that2worzels and a wizzle or whatever it is?!
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ham Ok no prob... I'll come after lunch then...
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ham Me sef dey laugh you. Meanwhile how's my darling anjie!
ham Mm i had my food da from out
ham K, makes sense, btw carlos is being difficult so you guys are gonna smoke while I go pick up the second batch and get gas
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ham Fuck babe, I miss you sooooo much !! I wish you were here to sleep with me ... My bed is so lonely ... I go now, to sleep ... To dream of you, my love ...
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ham Dear how you. Are you ok?
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ham Yes princess! I want to make you happy...
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ham I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.
ham We not watching movie already. Xy wants 2 shop so i'm shopping w her now.
ham Hello my little party animal! I just thought I'd buzz you as you were with your friends ...*grins*... Reminding you were loved and send a naughty adoring kiss
ham Yesterday its with me only . Now am going home.
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ham You have come into my life and brought the sun ..Shiny down on me, warming my heart. Putting a constant smile on my face ... Making me feel loved and cared for
ham No shit, but I wasn't that surprised, so I went and spent the evening with that french guy I met in town here and we fooled around a bit but I didn't let him fuck me
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ham Hi , where are you? We're at and they're not keen to go out i kind of am but feel i shouldn't so can we go out tomo, don't mind do you?
ham Sleeping nt feeling well
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ham India have to take lead:)
ham I.ll post her out l8r. In class
ham Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..
ham Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry … Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!
ham If u laugh really loud.. If u talk spontaneously.. If u dont care what others feel.. U are probably with your dear & best friends.. GOODEVENING Dear..:)
ham ITS A LAPTOP TAKE IT WITH YOU.
ham I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.
ham I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...
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ham I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i'm walking home oredi... Ü so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r ü now?
ham Wishing you and your family Merry "X" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
ham At 7 we will go ok na.
ham Yes I posted a couple of pics on fb. There's still snow outside too. I'm just waking up :)
ham S:-)if we have one good partnership going we will take lead:)
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ham Yeah, where's your class at?
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ham You aren't coming home between class, right? I need to work out and shower!
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ham Dunno cos i was v late n when i reach they inside already... But we ate spageddies lor... It's e gals who r laughing at me lor...
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ham So now my dad is gonna call after he gets out of work and ask all these crazy questions.
ham Yes..but they said its IT.,
ham Very hurting n meaningful lines ever: "I compromised everything for my love, But at d end my love compromised me for everything:-(".. Gud mornin:-)
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ham Cramps stopped. Going back to sleep
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ham Ü eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei... Ü going home first?
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ham Please ask mummy to call father
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ham Just taste fish curry :-P
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ham Yun ah.now ü wkg where?btw if ü go nus sc. Ü wana specialise in wad?
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ham Was doing my test earlier. I appreciate you. Will call you tomorrow.
ham How's my loverboy doing ? What does he do that keeps him from coming to his Queen, hmmm ? Doesn't he ache to speak to me ? Miss me desparately ?
ham U meet other fren dun wan meet me ah... Muz b a guy rite...
ham (No promises on when though, haven't even gotten dinner yet)
ham I got your back! Do you have any dislikes in bed?
ham o turns out i had stereo love on mi phone under the unknown album.
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ham Asking do u knw them or nt? May be ur frnds or classmates?
ham Sorry about earlier. Putting out fires.Are you around to talk after 9? Or do you actually have a life, lol!
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ham Lol yeah at this point I guess not
ham Doing project w frens lor.
ham Lol. Well quality aint bad at all so i aint complaining
ham K, can that happen tonight?
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ham Why tired what special there you had
ham I will come tomorrow di
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ham Jus came back fr lunch wif my sis only. U leh?
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ham Nt yet chikku..simple habba..hw abt u?
ham Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear.
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ham Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...
ham Dont show yourself. How far. Put new pictures up on facebook.
ham Watching tv now. I got new job :)
ham Good afternoon sexy buns! How goes the job search ? I wake and you are my first thought as always, my love. I wish your fine and happy and know I adore you!
ham I'm not coming over, do whatever you want
ham Its ok chikku, and its my 1 of favourite song..:-)
ham Did u see what I posted on your Facebook?
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ham ;-( oh well, c u later
ham My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.
ham No dear i do have free messages without any recharge. Hi hi hi
ham Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL
ham I dun believe u. I thk u told him.
ham Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!
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ham Takin a shower now but yeah I'll leave when I'm done
ham Am not working but am up to eyes in philosophy so will text u later when a bit more free for chat...
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ham You bad girl. I can still remember them
ham How much i gave to you. Morning.
ham I hope your alright babe? I worry that you might have felt a bit desparate when you learned the job was a fake ? I am here waiting when you come back, my love
ham Hey, can you tell me blake's address? Carlos wanted me to meet him there but I got lost and he's not answering his phone
ham Can i get your opinion on something first?
ham That one week leave i put know that time. Why.
ham If we hit it off, you can move in with me :)
ham excellent. I spent <#> years in the Air Force. Iraq and afghanistan. I am stable and honest. do you like traveling?
ham I wanna watch that movie
ham Ok lor thanx... Ü in school?
ham I'm in class. Did you get my text.
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ham God bless.get good sleep my dear...i will pray!
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ham Do have a nice day today. I love you so dearly.
ham Aiyo a bit pai seh ü noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...
ham Aight, I'll ask a few of my roommates
ham Now, whats your house # again ? And do you have any beer there ?
ham Do ü all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How's da rest of da project going?
ham "Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry"
ham Yes we are chatting too.
ham HI ITS JESS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AT WORK BUT CALL ME WHEN U CAN IM AT HOME ALL EVE. XXX
ham Sian... Aft meeting supervisor got work 2 do liao... U working now?
ham Are you going to write ccna exam this week??
ham Well i will watch shrek in 3D!!B)
ham Am i that much dirty fellow?
ham Dunno dat's wat he told me. Ok lor...
ham I'll probably be by tomorrow (or even later tonight if something's going on)
ham I couldn't say no as he is a dying man and I feel sad for him so I will go and I just wanted you to know I would probably be gone late into your night
ham If you're thinking of lifting me one then no.
ham Same as u... Dun wan... Y u dun like me already ah... Wat u doing now? Still eating?
ham Sent me ur email id soon
ham Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!
ham Dude. What's up. How Teresa. Hope you have been okay. When i didnt hear from these people, i called them and they had received the package since dec <#> . Just thot you'ld like to know. Do have a fantastic year and all the best with your reading. Plus if you can really really Bam first aid for Usmle, then your work is done.
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ham May i call You later Pls
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ham Hello- thanx for taking that call. I got a job! Starts on monday!
ham What time is ur flight tmr?
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ham And how's your husband.
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ham Yeah. I got a list with only u and Joanna if I'm feeling really anti social
ham I am in your office na.
ham "Are you comingdown later?"
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ham Da is good good player.why he is unsold.
ham Hi. || Do u want | to join me with sts later? || Meeting them at five. || Call u after class.
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ham I dont want to hear philosophy. Just say what happen
ham You got job in wipro:)you will get every thing in life in 2 or 3 years.
ham Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif ü lei...
ham Dunno da next show aft 6 is 850. Toa payoh got 650.
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ham They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.
ham K.:)you are the only girl waiting in reception ah?
ham Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...
ham I hate when she does this. She turns what should be a fun shopping trip into an annoying day of how everything would look in her house.
ham Sir, i am waiting for your call.
ham What's up. Do you want me to come online?
ham It could work, we'll reach a consensus at the next meeting
ham Aiyah then i wait lor. Then u entertain me. Hee...
ham The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn't think it would have. You'd laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn't even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don't know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn't bad. The problem i have with it is you HAVE the time to clean it, but you choose not to. You skype, you take pictures, you sleep, you want to go out. I don't mind a few things here and there, but when you don't make the bed, when you throw laundry on top of it, when i can't have a friend in the house because i'm embarassed that there's underwear and bras strewn on the bed, pillows on the floor, that's something else. You used to be good about at least making the bed.
ham I'll let you know when it kicks in
ham You call him now ok i said call him
ham Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.
ham Or ü go buy wif him then i meet ü later can?
ham Mmmm ... Fuck ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee's* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don't forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*
ham Today my system sh get ready.all is well and i am also in the deep well
ham Mom wants to know where you at
ham Aight, I'll text you when I'm back
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ham Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin
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ham Watching tv now. I got new job :)
ham This pen thing is beyond a joke. Wont a Biro do? Don't do a masters as can't do this ever again!
ham I AM AT A PARTY WITH ALEX NICHOLS
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ham Sorry, I can't help you on this.
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ham I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.
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ham I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.
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ham Probably earlier than that if the station's where I think it is
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ham I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.
ham Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?
ham Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?
ham I love working from home :)
ham And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)
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ham There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda
ham And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.
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ham Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u
ham Then u going ikea str aft dat?
ham Becoz its <#> jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer
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ham You want to go?
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ham Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone
ham We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...
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ham Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.
ham Dont know you bring some food
ham No current and food here. I am alone also
ham I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...
ham Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?
ham Ok
ham We don call like <#> times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
ham Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don't mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don't sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!
ham Omg it could snow here tonite!
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ham What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)
ham Jus finished avatar nigro
ham R u over scratching it?
ham Hope you are having a great day.
ham Did either of you have any idea's? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?
ham My planning usually stops at "find hella weed, smoke hella weed"
ham The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly "what i want to do," not "what i need to do."
ham Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?
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ham K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(
ham Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu
ham Can ü call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...
ham Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana
ham The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon
ham I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop
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ham Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?
ham Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?
ham Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................
ham Good night. Am going to sleep.
ham Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu
ham K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.
ham Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite
ham Howz that persons story
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ham What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?
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ham Nvm it's ok...
ham Enjoy ur life. . Good night
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ham I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
ham Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)
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ham Lol alright i was thinkin that too haha
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ham No I'm in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I'm half naked.
ham Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!
ham Sorry, I'll call later
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ham Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee
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ham The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.
ham S..antha num corrct dane
ham No calls..messages..missed calls
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham The basket's gettin full so I might be by tonight
ham HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX
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ham Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...
ham Have you been practising your curtsey?
ham Shall i come to get pickle
ham Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh
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ham Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love
ham LMAO where's your fish memory when I need it?
ham But i'll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.
ham Idea will soon get converted to live:)
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ham Hi here. have birth at on the to at 8lb 7oz. Mother and baby doing brilliantly.
ham See the forwarding message for proof
ham I can't keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don't have to say no to visitors, then maybe that's the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you'd feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I've tried everything. I don't know what else to do.
ham Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...
ham Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a <#> movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1.
ham Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: "Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.." GOODMORNING
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ham Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time
ham Princess, is your kitty shaved or natural?
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ham Ya it came a while ago
ham From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.
ham Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...
ham I don't have anybody's number, I still haven't thought up a tactful way to ask alex
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ham U having lunch alone? I now so bored...
ham Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head… Speak soon!
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ham No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch
ham Kallis is ready for bat in 2nd innings
ham Thanx but my birthday is over already.
ham Ugh y can't u just apologize, admit u were wrong and ask me to take u back?
ham I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...
ham Yes, i'm small kid.. And boost is the secret of my energy..
ham IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH
ham Is avatar supposed to have subtoitles
ham Simply sitting and watching match in office..
ham You can jot down things you want to remember later.
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ham Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym?
ham Dont pack what you can buy at any store.like cereals. If you must pack food, pack gari or something 9ja that you will miss.
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ham Ü dun wan to watch infernal affair?
ham Me not waking up until 4 in the afternoon, sup
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ham Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx
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ham Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...
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ham Its hard to believe things like this. All can say lie but think twice before saying anything to me.
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ham Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...
ham Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..
ham Trust me. Even if isn't there, its there.
ham Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx
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ham No i'm not. I can't give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you've got more money than i do. I can't get work, i can't get a man, i can't pay the rent, i can't even fill my fucking gas tank. yes, i'm stressed and depressed. I didn't even call home for thanksgiving cuz i'll have to tell them i,m up to nothing.
ham S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-)
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ham Probably, want to pick up more?
ham I'm done...
ham Are you the cutest girl in the world or what
ham No dice, art class 6 thru 9 :( thanks though. Any idea what time I should come tomorrow?
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ham Oh Howda gud gud.. Mathe en samachara chikku:-)
ham I thk 530 lor. But dunno can get tickets a not. Wat u doing now?
ham Audrie lousy autocorrect
ham Its a site to simulate the test. It just gives you very tough questions to test your readiness.
ham Anyway seriously hit me up when you're back because otherwise I have to light up with armand and he always has shit and/or is vomiting
ham I fetch yun or u fetch?
ham Thank you. I like you as well...
ham Hmmm ... And imagine after you've come home from that having to rub my feet, make me dinner and help me get ready for my date ! Are you sure your ready for that kind of life ?
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ham Lara said she can loan me <#> .
ham Do we have any spare power supplies
ham Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.
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ham Well I wasn't available as I washob nobbing with last night so they had to ask Nickey Platt instead of me!;
ham It's that time of the week again, ryan
ham Wish u many many returns of the day.. Happy birthday vikky..
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ham In xam hall boy asked girl Tell me the starting term for dis answer I can den manage on my own After lot of hesitation n lookin around silently she said THE! intha ponnungale ipaditan;)
ham Do you know when the result.
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ham Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: "Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.." GOOD NIGHT
ham Sorry im getting up now, feel really bad- totally rejected that kinda me thing.
ham You do got a shitload of diamonds though
ham Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas
ham Well I'm going to be an aunty!
ham Mine here like all fr china then so noisy.
ham Later i guess. I needa do mcat study too.
ham S...from the training manual it show there is no tech process:)its all about password reset and troubleshooting:)
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ham Spoke with uncle john today. He strongly feels that you need to sacrifice to keep me here. He's going to call you. When he does, i beg you to just listen. Dont make any promises or make it clear things are not easy. And i need you to please let us work things out. As long as i keep expecting help, my creativity will be stifled so pls just keep him happy, no promises on your part.
ham If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.
ham Carlos took a while (again), we leave in a minute
ham Well done and ! luv ya all
ham Then why you came to hostel.
ham K still are you loving me.
ham But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..
ham After the drug she will be able to eat.
ham Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.
ham You see the requirements please
ham You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day he’s sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA!
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ham So can collect ur laptop?
ham Ok. Can be later showing around 8-8:30 if you want + cld have drink before. Wld prefer not to spend money on nosh if you don't mind, as doing that nxt wk.
ham I will once i get home
ham Waaaat?? Lololo ok next time then!
ham The table's occupied, I'm waiting by the tree
ham I surely dont forgot to come:)i will always be in touch in with you:-)
ham Hi kindly give us back our documents which we submitted for loan from STAPATI
ham I dont have i shall buy one dear
ham Oh god i am happy to see your message after 3 days
ham What year. And how many miles.
ham Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills and shit but i still avent killed myself.
ham Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!
ham I think you should go the honesty road. Call the bank tomorrow. Its the tough decisions that make us great people.
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ham No. Its not specialisation. Can work but its slave labor. Will look for it this month sha cos no shakara 4 beggar.
ham Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number
ham 1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press <#> . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)
ham hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx
ham Nothing really, just making sure everybody's up to speed
ham I'm not coming home 4 dinner.
ham Thank you. And by the way, I just lost.
ham Yes.he have good crickiting mind
ham Thx. All will be well in a few months
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ham I wont. So wat's wit the guys
ham Yavnt tried yet and never played original either
ham Hiya, had a good day? Have you spoken to since the weekend?
ham See? I thought it all through
ham I'm at work. Please call
ham get ready to moan and scream :)
ham Oh k :)why you got job then whats up?
ham I don,t think so. You don't need to be going out that late on a school night. ESPECIALLY when the one class you have is the one you missed last wednesday and probably failed a test in on friday
ham And popping <#> ibuprofens was no help.
ham Babe ! How goes that day ? What are you doing ? Where are you ? I sip my cappuccino and think of you, my love ... I send a kiss to you from across the sea
ham Ok.
ham PS U no ur a grown up now right?
ham Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin...
ham I know a few people I can hit up and fuck to the yes
ham Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng
ham So is there anything specific I should be doing with regards to jaklin or what because idk what the fuck
ham Oh god. I'm gonna Google nearby cliffs now.
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ham Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... Ü all got how many pages?
ham Ooh, 4got, i'm gonna start belly dancing in moseley weds 6.30 if u want 2 join me, they have a cafe too.
ham Thankyou so much for the call. I appreciate your care.
ham Congrats ! Treat pending.i am not on mail for 2 days.will mail once thru.Respect mother at home.check mails.
ham I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.
ham Hi my email address has changed now it is
ham V-aluable. A-ffectionate. L-oveable. E-ternal. N-oble. T-ruthful. I-ntimate. N-atural. E-namous. Happy "VALENTINES DAY" in advance
ham Not much, just some textin'. How bout you?
ham Bring it if you got it
ham I'm in a movie. Call me 4 wat?
ham Not sure I have the stomach for it ...
ham Haha... can... But i'm having dinner with my cousin...
ham A boy was late 2 home. His father: "POWER OF FRNDSHIP"
ham (And my man carlos is definitely coming by mu tonight, no excuses)
ham soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :)
ham Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham Haha, my legs and neck are killing me and my amigos are hoping to end the night with a burn, think I could swing by in like an hour?
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ham Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.
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ham Hmm well, night night
ham Just wanted to say holy shit you guys weren't kidding about this bud
ham Just gettin a bit arty with my collages at the mo, well tryin 2 ne way! Got a roast in a min lovely i shall enjoy that!
ham This is one of the days you have a billion classes, right?
ham Goodmorning, today i am late for 2hrs. Because of back pain.
ham Ok then i'll let him noe later n ask him call u tmr...
ham Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
ham OK i'm waliking ard now... Do u wan me 2 buy anything go ur house?
ham * Will have two more cartons off u and is very pleased with shelves
ham Nice talking to you! please dont forget my pix :) i want to see all of you...
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ham I notice you like looking in the shit mirror youre turning into a right freak
ham Great. I was getting worried about you. Just know that a wonderful and caring person like you will have only the best in life. Know that u r wonderful and God's love is yours.
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ham I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... Ü ask those workin lor...
ham Alrite jod hows the revision goin? Keris bin doin a smidgin. N e way u wanna cum over after college?xx
ham If you have belive me. Come to my home.
ham Oh k.k..where did you take test?
ham Those were my exact intentions
ham haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons
ham Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there's nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat...
ham K, wen ur free come to my home and also tel vikky i hav sent mail to him also.. Better come evening il be free today aftr 6pm..:-)
ham Nothing just getting msgs by dis name wit different no's..
ham Good Morning plz call me sir
ham What's your room number again? Wanna make sure I'm knocking on the right door
ham "Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also bought”braindance”a comp.ofstuff on aphex’s ;abel,u hav2hear it!c u sn xxxx"
ham Pls tell nelson that the bb's are no longer comin. The money i was expecting aint coming
ham Give her something to drink, if she takes it and doesn't vomit then you her temp might drop. If she unmits however let me know.
ham Think you sent the text to the home phone. That cant display texts. If you still want to send it his number is
ham Every day i use to sleep after <#> so only.
ham K I'll call you when I'm close
ham U buy newspapers already?
ham Nope wif my sis lor... Aft bathing my dog then i can bathe... Looks like it's going 2 rain soon.
ham Boo I'm on my way to my moms. She's making tortilla soup. Yummmm
ham No management puzzeles.
ham How did you find out in a way that didn't include all of these details
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ham will you like to be spoiled? :)
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ham I am getting threats from your sales executive Shifad as i raised complaint against him. Its an official message.
ham hope things went well at 'doctors' ;) reminds me i still need 2go.did u c d little thing i left in the lounge?
ham Den wat will e schedule b lk on sun?
ham Lol enjoy role playing much?
ham Ok. Me watching tv too.
ham I just lov this line: "Hurt me with the truth, I don't mind,i wil tolerat.bcs ur my someone..... But, Never comfort me with a lie" gud ni8 and sweet dreams
ham Just checked out, heading out to drop off my stuff now
ham Here got lots of hair dresser fr china.
ham Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.
ham Ill call you evening ill some ideas.
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ham Did you show him and wot did he say or could u not c him 4 dust?
ham It should take about <#> min
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ham Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow
ham I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
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ham Finish liao... U?
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ham Haha i think i did too
ham U know we watchin at lido?
ham Life spend with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless but a few moments spent with someone who really love you means more than life itself..
ham Haha awesome, I've been to 4u a couple times. Who all's coming?
ham Cold. Dont be sad dear
ham Think I could stop by in like an hour or so? My roommate's looking to stock up for a trip
ham Is that on the telly? No its Brdget Jones!
ham Love you aathi..love u lot..
ham Hello! How r u? Im bored. Inever thought id get bored with the tv but I am. Tell me something exciting has happened there? Anything! =/
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ham Sorry, I'll call later in meeting
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ham Whom you waited for yesterday
ham I reach home safe n sound liao...
ham Velly good, yes please!
ham Hi, wkend ok but journey terrible. Wk not good as have huge back log of marking to do
ham I have had two more letters from . I will copy them for you cos one has a message for you. Speak soon
ham Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he's down in south tampa and I don't think I could set it up before like 8
ham Dont you have message offer
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ham HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X.
ham Remind me how to get there and I shall do so
ham :-( that's not v romantic!
ham Hello. Damn this christmas thing. I think i have decided to keep this mp3 that doesnt work.
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ham HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX
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ham Draw va?i dont think so:)
ham Dont pick up d call when something important is There to tell. Hrishi
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ham Nothin comes to my mind. Ü help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?
ham &lt;#&gt; , that's all? Guess that's easy enough
ham We can make a baby in yo tho
ham Should I tell my friend not to come round til like &lt;#&gt; ish?
ham Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8
ham Still in the area of the restaurant. Ill try to come back soon
ham Aight that'll work, thanks
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ham Uncle boye. I need movies oh. Guide me. Plus you know torrents are not particularly legal here. And the system is slowing down. What should i do. Have a gr8 day. Plus have you started cos i dont meet you online. How was the honey moon.
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ham Btw regarding that we should really try to see if anyone else can be our 4th guy before we commit to a random dude
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ham They will pick up and drop in car.so no problem..
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ham Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.
ham Lol well don't do it without me. We could have a big sale together.
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ham I'm coming home 4 dinner.
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ham Sorry da:)i was thought of calling you lot of times:)lil busy.i will call you at noon..
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ham Feel like trying kadeem again? :V
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ham Not yet chikku..wat abt u?
ham Ok...
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ham Do you know when dad will be back?
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ham Where in abj are you serving. Are you staying with dad or alone.
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ham I'm on da bus going home...
ham I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon
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ham Yupz... I've oredi booked slots 4 my weekends liao...
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ham Nope but i'm going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...
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ham What i mean is do they come chase you out when its over or is it stated you can watch as many movies as you want.
ham S now only i took tablets . Reaction morning only.
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ham Hey you still want to go for yogasana? Coz if we end at cine then can go bathe and hav the steam bath
ham Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...
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ham Okie.. Thanx..
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ham Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.
ham Ok lor...
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ham Whatsup there. Dont u want to sleep
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ham How dare you stupid. I wont tell anything to you. Hear after i wont talk to you:-.
ham Do ü noe if ben is going?
ham Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?
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ham But my family not responding for anything. Now am in room not went to home for diwali but no one called me and why not coming. It makes me feel like died.
ham Tick, tick, tick ... Babe
ham R ü going 4 today's meeting?
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ham Ya had just now.onion roast.
ham Send his number and give reply tomorrow morning for why you said that to him like that ok
ham You said not now. No problem. When you can. Let me know.
ham Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.
ham Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?
ham Sat right? Okay thanks...
ham Derp. Which is worse, a dude who always wants to party or a dude who files a complaint about the three drug abusers he lives with
ham Ok Chinese food on its way. When I get fat you're paying for my lipo.
ham We r outside already.
ham Have a good trip. Watch out for . Remember when you get back we must decide about easter.
ham Yo we are watching