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a movie on netflix
ham What time. Im out until prob 3 or so
ham Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...
ham I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
ham I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu
ham ARR birthday today:) i wish him to get more oscar.
ham Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...
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ham and picking them up from various points
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ham I am on the way to ur home
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ham No problem. Talk to you later
ham Then ur sis how?
ham Still in customer place
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ham Dude u knw also telugu..thts gud..k, gud nyt..
ham We confirm eating at esplanade?
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ham Kind of. Took it to garage. Centre part of exhaust needs replacing. Part ordered n taking it to be fixed tomo morning.
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ham Well I might not come then...
ham Long after I quit. I get on only like 5 minutes a day as it is.
ham Then its most likely called Mittelschmertz. Google it. If you dont have paracetamol dont worry it will go.
ham Well at this right I'm gonna have to get up and check today's steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you
ham Just arrived, see you in a couple days <3
ham K, wat s tht incident?
ham Yeah get the unlimited
ham cThen i thk shd b enuff.. Still got conclusion n contents pg n references.. I'll b doing da contents pg n cover pg..
ham Forgot it takes me 3 years to shower, sorry. Where you at/your phone dead yet?
ham Ü got wat to buy tell us then ü no need to come in again.
ham When you are big..| God will bring success.
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ham … we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon "
ham Well there's still a bit left if you guys want to tonight
ham Not from this campus. Are you in the library?
ham The affidavit says <#> E Twiggs St, division g, courtroom <#> , <TIME> AM. I'll double check and text you again tomorrow
ham How will I creep on you now? ;_;
ham Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ <URL>
ham If I get there before you after your ten billion calls and texts so help me god
ham Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu
ham I've told him that i've returned it. That should i re order it.
ham House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..
ham Depends on where u going lor.
ham And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*
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ham Lil fever:) now fine:)
ham I think it's all still in my car
ham Can a not?
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ham Yes princess! I want to catch you with my big strong hands...
ham Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.
ham Mm so you asked me not to call radio
ham Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that
ham Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...
ham Enjoy the showers of possessiveness poured on u by ur loved ones, bcoz in this world of lies, it is a golden gift to be loved truly..
ham Alright if you're sure, let me know when you're leaving
ham Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.
ham Genius what's up. How your brother. Pls send his number to my skype.
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ham Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...
ham Don't forget who owns you and who's private property you are ... And be my good boy always .. *passionate kiss*
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ham Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...
ham No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..
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ham Ok lor...
ham Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day! got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!
ham Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
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ham Howz that persons story
ham Thanx 4 sending me home...
ham Its normally hot mail. Com you see!
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ham U sick still can go shopping?
ham Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..
ham Nice.nice.how is it working?
ham 1's reach home call me.
ham Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here
ham Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious.
ham BABE !!! I miiiiiiissssssssss you ! I need you !!! I crave you !!! :-( ... Geeee ... I'm so sad without you babe ... I love you ...
ham Ok thanx...
ham aathi..where are you dear..
ham Tunji, how's the queen? how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.
ham Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall & send this to ur frndZ & See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.
ham Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry
ham Wat time u finish ur lect today?
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ham She's fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.
ham Are you going to wipro interview today?
ham how tall are you princess?
ham I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...
ham Haha... Hope ü can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!
ham Your gonna be the death if me. I'm gonna leave a note that says its all robs fault. Avenge me.
ham Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ...
ham Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ?
ham In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8
ham Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!
ham I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me
ham I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing
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ham Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ?
ham What I'm saying is if you haven't explicitly told nora I know someone I'm probably just not gonna bother
ham He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)
ham Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.
ham Mum, i've sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day.
ham Aight, tomorrow around <#> it is
ham House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?
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ham I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?
ham See you there!
ham I dont understand your message.
ham Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.
ham Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.
ham Fuck cedar key and fuck her (come over anyway tho)
ham twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat
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ham U still painting ur wall?
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ham Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying
ham Hi Harish's rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.
ham Anything lor is she coming?
ham Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.
ham Ü still attending da talks?
ham No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?
ham K I'll take care of it
ham I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?
ham My battery is low babe
ham Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...
ham Yeah there's quite a bit left, I'll swing by tomorrow when I get up
ham Babe? You said 2 hours and it's been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?
ham K I'll be sure to get up before noon and see what's what
ham K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .
ham Went to ganesh dress shop
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ham Ü collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?
ham If you r @ home then come down within 5 min
ham Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?
ham Come aftr <DECIMAL> ..now i m cleaning the house
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ham Bill, as in: Are there any letters for me. im expecting one from orange that isnt a bill but may still say orange on it.
ham Tell me pa. How is pain de.
ham HI DARLIN I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NIGHT I WISH I HAD COME CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LOVE FRAN PS I WANT DIRTY ANAL SEX AND I WANT A 10 MAN GANG BANG
ham Ha. You dont know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.
ham Helloooo... Wake up..! "Sweet" "morning" "welcomes" "You" "Enjoy" "This Day" "with full of joy".. "GUD MRNG".
ham ALRITE
ham Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.
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ham How do you guys go to see movies on your side.
ham Sorry,in meeting I'll call later
ham You didn't have to tell me that...now i'm thinking. Plus he's going to stop all your runs
ham Kindly send some one to our flat before <DECIMAL> today.
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ham Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
ham What time should I tell my friend to be around?
ham Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.
ham Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*
ham Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?
ham Thanx 4 the time we’ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx
ham Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?
ham I've not sent it. He can send me.
ham Fine am simply sitting.
ham Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..
ham Are you coming to day for class.
ham Im done. Just studyn in library
ham Ok... U enjoy ur shows...
ham Anything...
ham Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don’t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx
ham Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?
ham Hi' Test on <#> rd ....
ham Only 2% students solved this CAT question in 'xam... 5+3+2= <#> 9+2+4= <#> 8+6+3= <#> then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.
ham Yo do you know anyone <#> or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night
ham Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.
ham Yeah, we got one lined up for us
ham And stop wondering "wow is she ever going to stop tm'ing me ?!" because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*
ham Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.
ham Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha
ham Are you ok. What happen to behave like this
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ham My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.
ham Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3.
ham No message..no responce..what happend?
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ham Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost <#> bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe
ham make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x
ham Leave it. U will always be ignorant.
ham Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)
ham at bruce b downs & fletcher now
ham Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(
ham Hey now am free you can call me.
ham Tell me whos this pls:-)
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ham Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.
ham Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left
ham Yes there were many sweets
ham I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.
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ham Buzzzz! *grins* Did I buzz your ass? Buzz your chest ? Buzz your cock ? Where do you keep your phone ? Is the vibrator on ? Did you feel it shake ?
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ham I'm doing da intro covers energy trends n pros n cons... Brief description of nuclear fusion n oso brief history of iter n jet got abt 7 n half pages..
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ham You dont know you jabo me abi.
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ham Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..
ham Are you being good, baby? :)
ham NEFT Transaction with reference number <#> for Rs. <DECIMAL> has been credited to the beneficiary account on <#> at <TIME> : <#>
ham Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt..
ham Ma head dey swell oh. Thanks for making my day
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ham Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..
ham Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!
ham Happy New Year Princess!
ham I'll text carlos and let you know, hang on
ham Don't worry, * is easy once have ingredients!
ham I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u
ham Ok omw now, you at castor?
ham Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?
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ham What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..
ham 7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st "Ur Lovely Friendship"... good morning dear
ham Tonight? Yeah, I'd be down for that
ham What should i eat fo lunch senor
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ham No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr ü?
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ham I'm there and I can see you, but you can't see me ? Maybe you should reboot ym ? I seen the buzz
ham Do you still have the grinder?
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ham K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?
ham So i'm doing a list of buyers.
ham No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second
ham Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?
ham They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.
ham Don know..he is watching film in computer..
ham No b4 Thursday
ham Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected
ham Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus
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ham Excellent, I'll see what riley's plans are
ham I will see in half an hour
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ham Ew are you one of them?
ham Also hi wesley how've you been
ham Ah you see. You have to be in the lingo. I will let you know wot on earth it is when has finished making it!
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ham Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don't worry.. l'm always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:)
ham Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)
ham Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon
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ham I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.
ham <#> mins but i had to stop somewhere first.
ham <#> is fast approaching. So, Wish u a very Happy New Year Happy Sankranti Happy republic day Happy Valentines Day Happy Shivratri Happy Ugadi Happy Fools day Happy May Day Happy Independence Day, Happy Friendship,Mother,Father,Teachers,Childrens Day, & HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4 U. Happy Ganesh festival Happy Dasara Happy Diwali Happy Christmas <#> Good Mornings Afternoons, Evenings Nights. RememberI AM the first to WISHING U ALL THESE...your's Raj
ham One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -
ham I didn't get the second half of that message
ham Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?
ham I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.
ham Am in film ill call you later.
ham How dare you change my ring
ham You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.
ham I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew
ham What part of "don't initiate" don't you understand
ham I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?
ham You still at the game?
ham You have got tallent but you are wasting.
ham What is your record for one night? :)
ham Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend.
ham gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day. is coming. Don't4get2text me number.
ham Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...
ham Aight, lemme know what's up
ham Get ready for <#> inches of pleasure...
ham Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham ;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.
ham Cos darren say ü considering mah so i ask ü...
ham You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.
ham Wishing you and your family Merry "X" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
ham One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..
ham Aight what time you want me to come up?
ham Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don't you wish to come to me on your own anymore?
ham Your bill at 3 is £33.65 so thats not bad!
ham Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs
ham Hello, yeah i've just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i'll come up when i'm done, yeah?
ham So how's the weather over there?
ham Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that!
ham Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...
ham Lol they don't know about my awesome phone. I could click delete right now if I want.
ham Ok
ham Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy "how is ur life?" . . He smiled & answered: . . "She is fine!" Gudnite
ham Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..
ham Pls send me the correct name da.
ham What happened to our yo date?
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ham Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til <#> am :/
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ham K..k...from tomorrow onwards started ah?
ham What u talking bout early morning? It's almost noon where your at!
ham Fine. Do you remember me.
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ham Ok. How many should i buy.
ham Sounds good, keep me posted
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ham Ok. So april. Cant wait
ham Boy you best get yo ass out here quick
ham Ay wana meet on sat?ü wkg on sat?
ham I'm now but have to wait till 2 for the bus to pick me.
ham Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?
ham Ok lor... But buy wat?
ham Somebody should go to andros and steal ice
ham Don know. I did't msg him recently.
ham Take us out shopping and Mark will distract Isaiah.=D
ham Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola
ham There is no sense in my foot and penis.
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ham Also track down any lighters you can find
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ham But i'm surprised she still can guess right lor...
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ham HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN
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ham No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage.
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ham Kay... Since we are out already
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ham Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx
ham She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
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ham what number do u live at? Is it 11?
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ham Ok... The theory test? when are ü going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free
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ham Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*
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ham Still i have not checked it da. . .
ham You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.
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ham Call him and say you not coming today ok and tell them not to fool me like this ok
ham I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can ü get it fr him..
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ham Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
ham And now electricity just went out fml.
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ham Dear umma she called me now :-)
ham Just finished. Missing you plenty
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ham Ok can...
ham Oops - am at my mum's in somerset... Bit far! Back tomo, see you soon x
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ham Same as kallis dismissial in 2nd test:-).
ham O. Guess they both got screwd
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ham All day working day:)except saturday and sunday..
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ham Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams & Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night & sweet dreams
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ham I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the <#> day return period ended.
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ham What was she looking for?
ham Wherre's my boytoy ? :-(
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ham Tell my bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I'll try to change in <#> . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.
ham No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)
ham Yeah, probably earlier than that
ham Change windows logoff sound..
ham Still i have not checked it da. . .
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ham Huh but i got lesson at 4 lei n i was thinkin of going to sch earlier n i tot of parkin at kent vale...
ham Ok.
ham I will reach office around <DECIMAL> . & my mobile have problem. You cann't get my voice. So call you asa i'll free
ham Cool, text me when you head out
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ham Oh, the grand is having a bit of a party but it doesn't mention any cover charge so it's probably first come first served
ham You said to me before i went back to bed that you can't sleep for anything.
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ham Free any day but i finish at 6 on mon n thurs...
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ham Two fundamentals of cool life: "Walk, like you are the KING"...! OR "Walk like you Dont care,whoever is the KING"!... Gud nyt
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ham Hi Petey!noi’m ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x
ham I just saw ron burgundy captaining a party boat so yeah
ham I'm serious. You are in the money base
ham Already one guy loving you:-.
ham Staff of placement training in Amrita college.
ham I always chat with you. In fact i need money can you raise me?
ham I'm job profile seems like bpo..
ham Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didnt do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?
ham So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc.
ham Are you willing to go for apps class.
ham Hanging out with my brother and his family
ham No it will reach by 9 only. She telling she will be there. I dont know
ham Hey... are you going to quit soon? Xuhui and i working till end of the month
ham Im sorry bout last nite it wasn’t ur fault it was me, spouse it was pmt or sumthin! U 4give me? I think u shldxxxx
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ham Yeah that'd pretty much be the best case scenario
ham I not free today i haf 2 pick my parents up tonite...
ham "HEY BABE! FAR 2 SPUN-OUT 2 SPK AT DA MO... DEAD 2 DA WRLD. BEEN SLEEPING ON DA SOFA ALL DAY, HAD A COOL NYTHO, TX 4 FONIN HON, CALL 2MWEN IM BK FRMCLOUD 9! J X"
ham Should i send you naughty pix? :)
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ham Prepare to be pounded every night...
ham Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them <#> sent msg i wil explain u later.
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ham I had it already..sabarish asked me to go..
ham No da. . Vijay going to talk in jaya tv
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ham And do you have any one that can teach me how to ship cars.
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ham Yeah confirmed for you staying at that weekend
ham They said ü dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or ü juz send to my email account..
ham Multiply the numbers independently and count decimal points then, for the division, push the decimal places like i showed you.
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ham I sent your maga that money yesterday oh.
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ham If you were/are free i can give. Otherwise nalla adi entey nattil kittum
ham I've sent my wife your text. After we buy them she'll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.
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ham Then wat r u doing now? Busy wif work?
ham I know you mood off today
ham Jay told me already, will do
ham Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.
ham I'm not sure, I was just checking out what was happening around the area
ham Hey morning what you come to ask:-) pa...
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ham That means you got an A in epi, she.s fine. She.s here now.
ham I have no idea where you are
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ham Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav <#> IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.
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ham No. I.ll meet you in the library
ham K, my roommate also wants a dubsack and another friend may also want some so plan on bringing extra, I'll tell you when they know for sure
ham Depends on individual lor e hair dresser say pretty but my parents say look gong. U kaypoh.. I also dunno wat she collecting.
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ham Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats...
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ham No message..no responce..what happend?
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ham Should I head straight there or what
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ham It's not that you make me cry. It's just that when all our stuff happens on top of everything else, it pushes me over the edge. You don't underdtand how often i cry over my sorry, sorry life.
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ham * Thought I didn't see you.
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ham Hey babe, my friend had to cancel, still up for a visit ?
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ham Hmm ill have to think about it... ok you're forgiven! =D
ham We are hoping to get away by 7, from Langport. You still up for town tonight?
ham Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one
ham Probably not, still going over some stuff here
ham It has issues right now. Ill fix for her by tomorrow.
ham Why i come in between you people
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ham R u here yet? I'm wearing blue shirt n black pants.
ham Wait.i will come out.. <#> min:)
ham I will reach ur home in <#> minutes
ham Well then you have a great weekend!
ham What are you doing in langport? Sorry, but I'll probably be in bed by 9pm. It sucks being ill at xmas! When do you and go2sri lanka?
ham Frnd s not juz a word.....not merely a relationship.....its a silent promise which says ... " I will be with YOU " Wherevr.. Whenevr.. Forevr... Gudnyt dear..
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ham Ha... U jus ate honey ar? So sweet...
ham I'm turning off my phone. My moms telling everyone I have cancer. And my sister won't stop calling. It hurts to talk. Can't put up with it. See u when u get home. Love u
ham Honey ? Sweetheart ? Darling ? Sexy buns ? Sugar plum ? Loverboy ? I miss you, boytoy ... *smacks your ass* Did you go to the gym too ?
ham Thanks for loving me so. You rock
ham Yeah imma come over cause jay wants to do some drugs
ham Ok thanx... Take care then...
ham Yup. Thk of u oso boring wat.
ham came to look at the flat, seems ok, in his 50s? * Is away alot wiv work. Got woman coming at 6.30 too.
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ham Hey r ü still online? I've finished the formatting...
ham Great! So what attracts you to the brothas?
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ham I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham LOL what happens in Vegas stays in vegas
ham Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldn’t make ur b’day 2 hun!
ham When did i use soc... I use it only at home... Ü dunno how 2 type it in word ar...
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ham Wake me up at <#> am morning:)
ham I get out of class in bsn in like <#> minutes, you know where advising is?
ham Great! I shoot big loads so get ready!
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ham No i am not having not any movies in my laptop
ham I was about to do it when i texted. I finished a long time ago and showered and er'ything!
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ham Kent vale lor... Ü wait 4 me there ar?
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ham If i not meeting ü all rite then i'll go home lor. If ü dun feel like comin it's ok.
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ham We left already we at orchard now.
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ham The search 4 happiness is 1 of d main sources of unhappiness! Accept life the way it comes! U will find happiness in every moment u live.
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ham Prof: you have passed in all the papers in this sem congrats . . . . Student: Enna kalaachutaarama..!! Prof:???? Gud mrng!
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ham Fyi I'm gonna call you sporadically starting at like <#> bc we are not not doin this shit
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ham "Life is nothing wen v get everything". But "life is everything wen v miss something ". Real value of people wil be realized only in their absence.... gud mrng
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ham K then 2marrow are you coming to class.
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ham Where are you ? What do you do ? How can you stand to be away from me ? Doesn't your heart ache without me ? Don't you wonder of me ? Don't you crave me ?
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ham Doc prescribed me morphine cause the other pain meds aren't enough. Waiting for my mom to bring it. That med should kick in fast so I'm gonna try to be on later
ham Cool, want me to go to kappa or should I meet you outside mu
ham Hey sexy buns ! Have I told you ? I adore you, loverboy. I hope you remember to thank your sister in law for those meatballs *grins* ... i love you, babe
ham May b approve panalam...but it should have more posts..
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ham I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
ham Me i'm not workin. Once i get job...
ham And by when you're done I mean now
ham "Its Ur luck to Love someone. Its Ur fortune to Love the one who Loves U. But, its a miracle to Love a person who can't Love anyone except U..." Gud nyt...
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ham That's a shame! Maybe cld meet for few hrs tomo?
ham Lol I would but despite these cramps I like being a girl.
ham I can’t wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isn’t too bad as well but it’s rock night shite. Anyway i’m going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.
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ham Haven't found a way to get another app for your phone, eh ? Will you go to the net cafe ? Did you take that job? Geeee I need you babe. I crave to see you ...
ham I only work from mon to thurs but Sat i cant leh... Booked liao... Which other day u free?
ham Ü comin to fetch us oredi...
ham What's nannys address?
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ham It certainly puts things into perspective when something like this happens
ham Now got tv 2 watch meh? U no work today?
ham i felt so...not any conveying reason.. Ese he... What about me?
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ham How's it going? Got any exciting karaoke type activities planned? I'm debating whether to play football this eve. Feeling lazy though.
ham I told that am coming on wednesday.
ham Its ok, called mom instead have fun
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ham Are you at work right now ?
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ham Haven't heard anything and he's not answering my texts so I'm guessing he flaked. That said the jb is fantastic
ham Mmmmmm ... I love you,so much, Ahmad ... I can't wait for this year to begin as every second takes me closer to being at your side. Happy New Year, my love!!
ham Pls what's the full name of joke's school cos fees in university of florida seem to actually be &lt;#&gt; k. Pls holla back
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham Ok... But they said i've got wisdom teeth hidden inside n mayb need 2 remove.
ham And pls pls drink plenty plenty water
ham How are you doing. How's the queen. Are you going for the royal wedding
ham He's in lag. That's just the sad part but we keep in touch thanks to skype
ham Ok lor then we go tog lor...
ham Two teams waiting for some players
ham Can ü send me a copy of da report?
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ham Ok da, i already planned. I wil pick you.
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ham Sorry, I'll call later in meeting
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ham Hmm ok, i'll stay for like an hour cos my eye is really sore!
ham Dear got bus directly to calicut
ham Mm umma ask vava also to come tell him can play later together
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ham I will come tomorrow di
ham Wylie update: my weed dealer carlos went to freedom and had a class with lunsford
ham Are you happy baby ? Are you alright ? Did you take that job ? I hope your fine. I send you a kiss to make you smile from across the sea ... *kiss* *kiss*
ham C movie is juz last minute decision mah. Juz watch 2 lar but i tot ü not interested.
ham How are you enjoying this semester? Take care brother.
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ham Lets use it next week, princess :)
ham Or i go home first lar ü wait 4 me lor.. I put down my stuff first..
ham I want kfc its Tuesday. Only buy 2 meals ONLY 2. No gravy. Only 2 Mark. 2!
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ham Ard 530 like dat lor. We juz meet in mrt station then ü dun haf to come out.
ham No dear i was sleeping :-P
ham Er mw im filled tuth is aight
ham Will be office around 4 pm. Now i am going hospital.
ham Actually i'm waiting for 2 weeks when they start putting ad.
ham Anything lor if they all go then i go lor...
ham U free on sat rite? U wan 2 watch infernal affairs wif me n darren n mayb xy?
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ham Yo you around? A friend of mine's lookin to pick up later tonight
ham Stupid auto correct on my phone
ham Double eviction this week - Spiral and Michael and good riddance to them!
ham "The world suffers a lot... Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people!", Gud night....
ham Ok thats cool. Its , just off either raglan rd or edward rd. Behind the cricket ground. Gimme ring when ur closeby see you tuesday.
ham Buy one egg for me da..please:)
ham Have you started in skye
ham Have you bookedthe hut? And also your time off? How are you by the way?
ham And several to you sir.
ham U really pig leh sleep so much. My dad wake me up at 10 smth 2 eat lunch today.
ham I'm at home. Please call
ham My love ... I hope your not doing anything drastic. Don't you dare sell your pc or your phone ...
ham Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro
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ham How much for an eighth?
ham Omg Joanna is freaking me out. She's looked thru all my friends to find photos of me. And then she's asking about stuff on my MySpace which I haven't even logged on in like a year. :/
ham Send ur birthdate with month and year, I will tel u ur LIFE PARTNER'S name. and the method of calculation. Reply must.
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ham How about clothes, jewelry, and trips?
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ham Are you plans with your family set in stone ?
ham Pls dont forget to study
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ham Den only weekdays got special price... Haiz... Cant eat liao... Cut nails oso muz wait until i finish drivin wat, lunch still muz eat wat...
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ham SORRY IM STIL FUCKED AFTER LAST NITE WENT TOBED AT 430 GOT UP 4 WORK AT 630
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ham Kind of. Just missed train cos of asthma attack, nxt one in half hr so driving in. not sure where to park.
ham Ball is moving a lot.will spin in last :)so very difficult to bat:)
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ham I'm glad. You are following your dreams.
ham I've reached home finally...
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ham U can call now...
ham Science tells that chocolate will melt under the sunlight. Please don't walk under the sunlight. BCoz,I don't want to loss a sweet friend.
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ham I pocked you up there before
ham Congrats. That's great. I wanted to tell you not to tell me your score cos it might make me relax. But its motivating me so thanks for sharing
ham I wud never mind if u dont miss me or if u dont need me.. But u wil really hurt me wen u need me &amp; u dont tell me......... Take care:-)
ham Hey mr whats the name of that bill brison book the one about language and words
ham Okay, good, no problem, and thanx!
ham For you information, IKEA is spelled with all caps. That is not yelling. when you thought i had left you, you were sitting on the bed among the mess when i came in. i said we were going after you got home from class. please don't try and bullshit me. It makes me want to listen to you less.
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ham Erm... Woodland avenue somewhere. Do you get the parish magazine, his telephone number will be in there.
ham Are there TA jobs available? Let me know please cos i really need to start working
ham Aiyar hard 2 type. U later free then tell me then i call n scold n tell u.
ham Yup i'm free...
ham Good good, billy mates all gone. Just been jogging, again! Did enjoy concert?
ham Yo come over carlos will be here soon
ham Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.
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ham I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
ham I wasn't well babe, i have swollen glands at my throat ... What did you end up doing ?
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ham Captain is in our room:)
ham I can't speak, bcaz mobile have problem. I can listen you but you cann't listen my voice. So i calls you later.
ham HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN
ham S...i will take mokka players only:)
ham Are you still playing with gautham?
ham Hey mr and I are going to the sea view and having a couple of gays I mean games! Give me a bell when ya finish
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ham i thought we were doing a king of the hill thing there.
ham Nope i'll come online now..
ham ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ham Y bishan lei... I tot ü say lavender?
ham Boo what time u get out? U were supposed to take me shopping today. :(
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ham Just got outta class gonna go gym.
ham I want to sent &lt;#&gt; mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts
ham Ü all write or wat..
ham Ha! I wouldn't say that I just didn't read anything into way u seemed. I don't like 2 be judgemental....i save that for fridays in the pub!
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ham 1 I don't have her number and 2 its gonna be a massive pain in the ass and i'd rather not get involved if that's possible
ham Anytime lor...
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ham How are you. Just checking up on you
ham Done it but internet connection v slow and cant send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.
ham Mathews or tait or edwards or anderson
ham yeah sure thing mate haunt got all my stuff sorted but im going sound anyway promoting hex for .by the way who is this? dont know number. Joke
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ham Thanks honey but still haven't heard anything I will leave it a bit longer so not 2 crowd him and will try later - great advice thanks hope cardiff is still there!
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ham S.i'm watching it in live..
ham see you then, we're all christmassy here!
ham K I'm ready, &lt;#&gt; ?
ham Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes &amp; fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!
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ham what are your new years plans?
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ham Only just got this message, not ignoring you. Yes, i was. Shopping that is
ham Dear :-/ why you mood off. I cant drive so i brother to drive
ham When did dad get back.
ham Can you tell Shola to please go to college of medicine and visit the academic department, tell the academic secretary what the current situation is and ask if she can transfer there. She should ask someone to check Sagamu for the same thing and lautech. Its vital she completes her medical education in Nigeria. Its less expensive much less expensive. Unless she will be getting citizen rates in new zealand.
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ham Take care and sleep well.you need to learn to change in life.you only need to get CONVINCED on that.i will wait but no more conversations between us.GET CONVINCED by that time.Your family is over for you in many senses.respect them but not overemphasise.or u have no role in my life.
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ham Ya but it cant display internal subs so i gotta extract them
ham If i said anything wrong sorry de:-)
ham Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.
ham How stupid to say that i challenge god.You dont think at all on what i write instead you respond immed.
ham Yeah I should be able to, I'll text you when I'm ready to meet up
ham V skint too but fancied few bevies.waz gona go meet &othrs in spoon but jst bin watchng planet earth&sofa is v comfey; If i dont make it hav gd night
ham says that he's quitting at least5times a day so i wudn't take much notice of that. Nah, she didn't mind. Are you gonna see him again? Do you want to come to taunton tonight? U can tell me all about !
ham When you get free, call me
ham How have your little darlings been so far this week? Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already …
ham Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.
ham Still at west coast... Haiz... Ü'll take forever to come back...
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ham alright. Thanks for the advice. Enjoy your night out. I'ma try to get some sleep...
ham Update your face book status frequently :)
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ham Was it something u ate?
ham So what did the bank say about the money?
ham Aiyar dun disturb u liao... Thk u have lots 2 do aft ur cupboard come...
ham Hey they r not watching movie tonight so i'll prob b home early...
ham Yar lor... How u noe? U used dat route too?
ham 2mro i am not coming to gym machan. Goodnight.
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ham Sounds great! Im going to sleep now. Have a good night!
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ham House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?
ham How come u got nothing to do?
ham Nothing will ever be easy. But don't be looking for a reason not to take a risk on life and love
ham i want to grasp your pretty booty :)
ham I've got it down to a tea. not sure which flavour
ham I'm going 2 orchard now laready me reaching soon. U reaching?
ham Dear i am not denying your words please
ham You know my old Dom I told you about yesterday ? His name is Roger? He got in touch with me last night and wants me to meet him today at 2 pm
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ham And that is the problem. You walk around in "julianaland" oblivious to what is going on around you. I say the same things constantly and they go in one ear and out the other while you go off doing whatever you want to do. It's not that you don't know why I'm upset--it's that you don't listen when i tell you WHAT is going to upset me. Then you want to be surprised when I'm mad.
ham I've told you everything will stop. Just dont let her get dehydrated.
ham Or I guess &lt;#&gt; min
ham I'm home. Ard wat time will u reach?
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ham If you want to mapquest it or something look up "usf dogwood drive", that's the tiny street where the parking lot is
ham Aight should I just plan to come up later tonight?
ham Die... I accidentally deleted e msg i suppose 2 put in e sim archive. Haiz... I so sad...
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ham This is wishing you a great day. Moji told me about your offer and as always i was speechless. You offer so easily to go to great lengths on my behalf and its stunning. My exam is next friday. After that i will keep in touch more. Sorry.
ham Thanks again for your reply today. When is ur visa coming in. And r u still buying the gucci and bags. My sister things are not easy, uncle john also has his own bills so i really need to think about how to make my own money. Later sha.
ham Sorry I flaked last night, shit's seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?
ham He said i look pretty wif long hair wat. But i thk he's cutting quite short 4 me leh.
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ham "CHEERS FOR CALLIN BABE.SOZI CULDNT TALKBUT I WANNATELL U DETAILS LATER WENWECAN CHAT PROPERLY X"
ham Hey u still at the gym?
ham She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
ham Much better now thanks lol
ham Nothing, smsing u n xy lor. Sorry lor da guys neva c u in person but they sort of know u lor. So u wan 2 meet them xy ask me 2 bring u along 4 our next meeting.
ham Lemme know when I can swing by and pick up, I'm free basically any time after 1 all this semester
ham Wa... U so efficient... Gee... Thanx...
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ham Erutupalam thandiyachu
ham Y cant u try new invention to fly..i'm not joking.,
ham No..its ful of song lyrics..
ham What do u reckon as need 2 arrange transport if u can't do it, thanks
ham True lov n care wil nevr go unrecognized. though somone often makes mistakes when valuing it. but they will definitly undrstnd once when they start missing it.
ham Shopping? Eh ger i toking abt syd leh...Haha
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ham have * good weekend.
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ham Call me when you get the chance plz &lt;3
ham The new deus ex game comin early next yr
ham My computer just fried the only essential part we don't keep spares of because my fucking idiot roommates looovvve leaving the thing running on full &lt;#&gt; /7
ham My friend, she's studying at warwick, we've planned to go shopping and to concert tmw, but it may be canceled, havn't seen for ages, yeah we should get together sometime!
ham Probably a couple hours tops
ham LOL .. *grins* .. I'm not babe, but thanks for thinking of me!
ham Man this bus is so so so slow. I think you're gonna get there before me
ham Hope this text meets you smiling. If not then let this text give you a reason to smile. Have a beautiful day.
ham In case you wake up wondering where I am, I forgot I have to take care of something for grandma today, should be done before the parade
ham Ok
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ham Wot is u up 2 then bitch?
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ham He neva grumble but i sad lor... Hee... Buy tmr lor aft lunch. But we still meetin 4 lunch tmr a not. Neva hear fr them lei. Ü got a lot of work ar?
ham Not able to do anything.
ham Ü takin linear algebra today?
ham This weekend is fine (an excuse not to do too much decorating)
ham Sorry I missed you babe. I was up late and slept in. I hope you enjoy your driving lesson, boytoy. I miss you too ... *teasing kiss*
ham Now project pa. After that only i can come.
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ham That was random saw my old roomate on campus. He graduated
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ham That sucks. So what do you got planned for your yo valentine? I am your yo valentine aren't I?
ham Just got part Nottingham - 3 hrs 63miles. Good thing i love my man so much, but only doing 40mph. Hey ho
ham What to think no one saying clearly. Ok leave no need to ask her. I will go if she come or not
ham Hi good mornin.. Thanku wish u d same..
ham DO U WANT 2 MEET UP 2MORRO
ham Actually I decided I was too hungry so I haven't left yet :V
ham I've sent ü my part..
ham Cos i was out shopping wif darren jus now n i called him 2 ask wat present he wan lor. Then he started guessing who i was wif n he finally guessed darren lor.
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ham HOW ARE U? I HAVE MISSED U! I HAVENT BEEN UP 2 MUCH A BIT BORED WITH THE HOLIDAY WANT 2 GO BAK 2 COLLEGE! SAD ISNT IT?xx
ham Hiya, probably coming home * weekend after next
ham Don't forget though that I love you .... And I walk beside you. Watching over you and keeping your heart warm.
ham I wish things were different. I wonder when i will be able to show you how much i value you. Pls continue the brisk walks no drugs without askin me please and find things to laugh about. I love you dearly.
ham Ok both our days. So what are you making for dinner tonite? Am I invited?
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ham Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:
ham Normally i use to drink more water daily:)
ham Dare i ask... Any luck with sorting out the car?
ham Party's at my place at usf, no charge (but if you can contribute in any way it is greatly appreciated) and yeah, we got room for one more
ham Urgh, coach hot, smells of chip fat! Thanks again, especially for the duvet (not a predictive text word).
ham Hiya. How was last night? I've been naughty and bought myself clothes and very little ... Ready for more shopping tho! What kind of time do you wanna meet?
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ham Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in
ham Haha, my friend tyler literally just asked if you could get him a dubsack
ham "Hey! do u fancy meetin me at 4 at cha – hav a lil beverage on me. if not txt or ring me and we can meet up l8r. quite tired got in at 3 v.pist ;) love Pete x x x"
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ham "SYMPTOMS" when U are in love: "1.U like listening songs 2.U get stopped where u see the name of your beloved 3.U won't get angry when your
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ham I'm awake oh. What's up.
ham Good afternoon my boytoy. How goes that walking here and there day ? Did you get that police abstract? Are you still out and about? I wake and miss you babe
ham How much u trying to get?
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ham Tell me again what your address is
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ham But you were together so you should be thinkin about him
ham hiya hows it going in sunny africa? hope u r avin a good time. give that big old silver back a big kiss from me.
ham At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow
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ham No plans yet. What are you doing ?
ham Hi ....My engagement has been fixd on &lt;#&gt; th of next month. I know its really shocking bt....hmm njan vilikkam....t ws al of a sudn;-(.
ham Not course. Only maths one day one chapter with in one month we can finish.
ham Wow didn't think it was that common. I take it all back ur not a freak! Unless u chop it off:-)
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ham I'll see if I can swing by in a bit, got some things to take care of here firsg
ham I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year and I wanted to talk to you about some legal advice to do with when Gary and I split but in person. I'll make a trip to Ptbo for that. I hope everything is good with you babe and I love ya :)
ham Have you not finished work yet or something?
ham Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
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ham Right it wasnt you who phoned it was someone with a number like yours!
ham It's ok i wun b angry. Msg u aft i come home tonight.
ham I had a good time too. Its nice to do something a bit different with my weekends for a change. See ya soon
ham Yo sorry was in the shower sup
ham Carlos is down but I have to pick it up from him, so I'll swing by usf in a little bit
ham Full heat pa:-) i have applyed oil pa.
ham I'm stuck in da middle of da row on da right hand side of da lt...
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ham And I don't plan on staying the night but I prolly won't be back til late
ham THANX 4 PUTTIN DA FONE DOWN ON ME!!
ham I need an 8th but I'm off campus atm, could I pick up in an hour or two?
ham Oh... Haha... Den we shld had went today too... Gee, nvm la... Kaiez, i dun mind goin jazz oso... Scared hiphop open cant catch up...
ham Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!
ham We live in the next &lt;#&gt; mins
ham Y de asking like this.
ham Just glad to be talking to you.
ham Wat time ü finish?
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ham How much you got for cleaning
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ham Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.
ham Sorry, I'll call later In meeting.
ham THIS IS A LONG FUCKIN SHOWR
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ham U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. "jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham" prakasam ennal prabha 'That mns prabha is'LOVE' Got it. Dont mis me....
ham Jus finish blowing my hair. U finish dinner already?
ham I'm on the bus. Love you
ham Lol ... I knew that .... I saw him in the dollar store
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ham Everybody had fun this evening. Miss you.
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ham Hi its me you are probably having too much fun to get this message but i thought id txt u cos im bored! and james has been farting at me all night
ham hi baby im sat on the bloody bus at the mo and i wont be home until about 7:30 wanna do somethin later? call me later ortxt back jess xx
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ham That's y u haf 2 keep me busy...
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ham I'm hungry buy smth home...
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ham There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?
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ham I'm in office now da:)where are you?
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ham Pls call me da. What happen.
ham Happy new year to u and ur family...may this new year bring happiness , stability and tranquility to ur vibrant colourful life:):)
ham No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.
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ham HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN
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ham So u wan 2 come for our dinner tonight a not?
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ham Hi. Hope ur day * good! Back from walk, table booked for half eight. Let me know when ur coming over.
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ham Best msg: It's hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. &amp; One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ...
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ham Are u coming to the funeral home
ham My darling sister. How are you doing. When's school resuming. Is there a minimum wait period before you reapply? Do take care
ham I.ll hand her my phone to chat wit u
ham Well good morning mr . Hows london treatin' ya treacle?
ham I can't make it tonight
ham At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow
ham About &lt;#&gt; bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.
ham I can. But it will tell quite long, cos i haven't finish my film yet...
ham Pls ask macho how much is budget for bb bold 2 is cos i saw a new one for &lt;#&gt; dollars.
ham "Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?"
ham Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me
ham What you did in leave.
ham I'm coming back on Thursday. Yay. Is it gonna be ok to get the money. Cheers. Oh yeah and how are you. Everything alright. Hows school. Or do you call it work now
ham Jolly good! By the way, will give u tickets for sat eve 7.30. Speak before then x
ham yeah, that's what I was thinking
ham K.k:)i'm going to tirunelvali this week to see my uncle ..i already spend the amount by taking dress .so only i want money.i will give it on feb 1
ham Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...
ham My sister going to earn more than me da.
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ham Jus finish watching tv... U?
ham K, fyi I'm back in my parents' place in south tampa so I might need to do the deal somewhere else
ham Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*
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ham But we havent got da topic yet rite?
ham Ok no problem... Yup i'm going to sch at 4 if i rem correctly...
ham Thanks, I'll keep that in mind
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ham What makes you most happy?
ham Wishing you a wonderful week.
ham Sweet heart how are you?
ham Sir, waiting for your letter.
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ham X course it 2yrs. Just so her messages on messenger lik you r sending me
ham I think steyn surely get one wicket:)
ham Neither [in sterm voice] - i'm studying. All fine with me! Not sure the thing will be resolved, tho. Anyway. Have a fab hols
ham Garbage bags, eggs, jam, bread, hannaford wheat chex
ham No. It's not pride. I'm almost &lt;#&gt; years old and shouldn't be takin money from my kid. You're not supposed to have to deal with this stuff. This is grownup stuff--why i don't tell you.
ham Sounds better than my evening im just doing my costume. Im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i will txt you at the end.
ham My birthday is on feb &lt;#&gt; da. .
ham So when do you wanna gym?
ham You'd like that wouldn't you? Jerk!
ham Are u awake? Is there snow there?
ham And of course you should make a stink!
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ham No go. No openings for that room 'til after thanksgiving without an upcharge.
ham When you guys planning on coming over?
ham Wat ü doing now?
ham My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!
ham No sir. That's why i had an 8-hr trip on the bus last week. Have another audition next wednesday but i think i might drive this time.
ham Do I? I thought I put it back in the box
ham I'm home...
ham No one interested. May be some business plan.
ham Yup it's at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...
ham Good morning princess! Have a great day!
ham Guai... Ü shd haf seen him when he's naughty... Ü so free today? Can go jogging...
ham Aiyo cos i sms ü then ü neva reply so i wait 4 ü to reply lar. I tot ü havent finish ur lab wat.
ham Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, Being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult...;-) :-)
ham Tell me something. Thats okay.
ham Ok
ham Hmm. Shall i bring a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Just joking! I'll still bring a bottle. Red or white? See you tomorrow
ham This is ur face test ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 &lt;#&gt; ) select any number i will tell ur face astrology.... am waiting. quick reply...
ham Hey, iouri gave me your number, I'm wylie, ryan's friend
ham Yep get with the program. You're slacking.
ham I'm in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.
ham I think your mentor is , but not 100 percent sure.
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ham Just trying to figure out when I'm suppose to see a couple different people this week. We said we'd get together but I didn't set dates
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ham Hi mom we might be back later than &lt;#&gt;
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ham Lol, oh you got a friend for the dog ?
ham Ok., is any problem to u frm him? Wats matter?
ham K I'll head out in a few mins, see you there
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ham I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham I don't want you to leave. But i'm barely doing what i can to stay sane. fighting with you constantly isn't helping.
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ham Its sunny in california. The weather's just cool
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ham I can make it up there, squeezed &lt;#&gt; bucks out of my dad
ham Good day to You too.Pray for me.Remove the teeth as its painful maintaining other stuff.
ham How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a shit nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.I’m knackered and i’m dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X
ham How do friends help us in problems? They give the most stupid suggestion that Lands us into another problem and helps us forgt the previous problem
ham I'm at work. Please call
ham I will be gentle baby! Soon you will be taking all &lt;#&gt; inches deep inside your tight pussy...
ham NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!
ham Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham Nt joking seriously i told
ham Watching ajith film ah?
ham Ooooooh I forgot to tell u I can get on yoville on my phone
ham All done, all handed in. Don't know if mega shop in asda counts as celebration but thats what i'm doing!
ham I dont know exactly could you ask chechi.
ham Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.
ham As in i want custom officer discount oh.
ham That's necessarily respectful
ham Hi. Hope you had a good day. Have a better night.
ham And he's apparently bffs with carly quick now
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ham Babes I think I got ur brolly I left it in English wil bring it in 2mrw 4 u luv Franxx
ham Hi babe its me thanks for coming even though it didnt go that well!i just wanted my bed! Hope to see you soon love and kisses xxx
ham So gd got free ice cream... I oso wan...
ham Pls give her prometazine syrup. 5mls then &lt;#&gt; mins later feed.
ham So how many days since then?
ham Dear are you angry i was busy dear
ham Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it's my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I'm askin if ü leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb ü haf to walk v far...
ham ... Are you in the pub?
ham There is a first time for everything :)
ham Daddy, shu shu is looking 4 u... U wan me 2 tell him u're not in singapore or wat?
ham I ask if u meeting da ge tmr nite...
ham Gr8. So how do you handle the victoria island traffic. Plus when's the album due
ham Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx
ham East coast
ham You should get more chicken broth if you want ramen unless there's some I don't know about
ham My slave! I want you to take 2 or 3 pictures of yourself today in bright light on your cell phone! Bright light!
ham Nope. I just forgot. Will show next week
ham So how are you really. What are you up to. How's the masters. And so on.
ham I'm at bruce &amp; fowler now but I'm in my mom's car so I can't park (long story)
ham I dont know oh. Hopefully this month.
ham Hi elaine, is today's meeting confirmed?
ham Ok k..sry i knw 2 siva..tats y i askd..
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham U horrible gal... U knew dat i was going out wif him yest n u still come n ask me...
ham Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..
ham Oh yeah! And my diet just flew out the window
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ham You didnt complete your gist oh.
ham Er yeah, i will b there at 15:26, sorry! Just tell me which pub/cafe to sit in and come wen u can
ham If you can make it any time tonight or whenever you can it's cool, just text me whenever you're around
ham If I was I wasn't paying attention
ham Thanx a lot 4 ur help!
ham You're gonna have to be way more specific than that
ham Jesus armand really is trying to tell everybody he can find
ham I'm wif him now buying tix lar...
ham Mode men or have you left.
ham Am slow in using biola's fne
ham "What are youdoing later? Sar xxx"
ham Hey i've booked the 2 lessons on sun liao...
ham Thank you. do you generally date the brothas?
ham By the way, make sure u get train to worc foregate street not shrub hill. Have fun night x
ham I thought i'd get him a watch, just cos thats the kind of thing u get4an18th. And he loves so much!
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ham Good morning. At the repair shop--the ONLY reason i'm up at this hour.
ham And that's fine, I got enough bud to last most of the night at least
ham I am back. Good journey! Let me know if you need any of the receipts. Shall i tell you like the pendent?
ham So that takes away some money worries
ham aight we can pick some up, you open before tonight?
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ham Sac needs to carry on:)
ham Just sing HU. I think its also important to find someone female that know the place well preferably a citizen that is also smart to help you navigate through. Even things like choosing a phone plan require guidance. When in doubt ask especially girls.
ham What???? Hello wats talks email address?
ham Except theres a chick with huge boobs.
ham Im just wondering what your doing right now?
ham Wishing you a beautiful day. Each moment revealing even more things to keep you smiling. Do enjoy it.
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ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham If you hear a loud scream in about &lt;#&gt; minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/
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ham Ok i thk i got it. Then u wan me 2 come now or wat?
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ham U GOIN OUT 2NITE?
ham I will treasure every moment we spend together...
ham Shall I bring us a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Only joking! Ill bring one anyway
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ham Ok lor.
ham I thought slide is enough.
ham Yup
ham Well obviously not because all the people in my cool college life went home ;_;
ham Ok lor ü reaching then message me.
ham Where's mummy's boy ? Is he being good or bad ? Is he being positive or negative ? Why is mummy being made to wait? Hmmmm?
ham Dhoni have luck to win some big title.so we will win:)
ham Yes princess! I want to please you every night. Your wish is my command...
ham What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
ham No probably &lt;#&gt; %.
ham Really do hope the work doesnt get stressful. Have a gr8 day.
ham Have you seen who's back at Holby?!
ham Shall call now dear having food
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ham So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time...
ham , , and picking them up from various points | going 2 yeovil | and they will do the motor project 4 3 hours | and then u take them home. || 12 2 5.30 max. || Very easy
ham Also fuck you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever the fuck and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong &gt;:(
ham Ofcourse I also upload some songs
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ham K. I will sent it again
ham Oh thanks a lot..i already bought 2 eggs ..
ham K. I will sent it again
ham U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.
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ham I think if he rule tamilnadu..then its very tough for our people.
ham Cool, we shall go and see, have to go to tip anyway. Are you at home, got something to drop in later? So lets go to town tonight! Maybe mum can take us in.
ham Good afternoon, my love ... How goes your day ? How did you sleep ? I hope your well, my boytoy ... I think of you ...
ham Yes... I trust u to buy new stuff ASAP so I can try it out
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ham Why did I wake up on my own &gt;:(
ham Now get step 2 outta the way. Congrats again.
ham Love has one law; Make happy the person you love. In the same way friendship has one law; Never make ur friend feel alone until you are alive.... Gud night
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ham Apo all other are mokka players only
ham Perhaps * is much easy give your account identification, so i will tomorrow at UNI
ham Wait . I will msg after &lt;#&gt; min.
ham What i told before i tell. Stupid hear after i wont tell anything to you. You dad called to my brother and spoken. Not with me.
ham God's love has no limit. God's grace has no measure. God's power has no boundaries. May u have God's endless blessings always in ur life...!! Gud ni8
ham I want to be inside you every night...
ham Machan you go to gym tomorrow, i wil come late goodnight.
ham Lol they were mad at first but then they woke up and gave in.
ham I went to project centre
ham Its reassuring, in this crazy world.
ham Just making dinner, you ?
ham Yes. Please leave at &lt;#&gt; . So that at &lt;#&gt; we can leave
ham Oh... Okie lor...We go on sat...
ham You are a great role model. You are giving so much and i really wish each day for a miracle but God as a reason for everything and i must say i wish i knew why but i dont. I've looked up to you since i was young and i still do. Have a great day.
ham Ya, i'm referin to mei's ex wat... No ah, waitin 4 u to treat, somebody shld b rich liao...So gd, den u dun have to work frm tmr onwards...
ham Miles and smiles r made frm same letters but do u know d difference..? smile on ur face keeps me happy even though I am miles away from u.. :-)keep smiling.. Good nyt
ham By the way, i've put a skip right outside the front of the house so you can see which house it is. Just pull up before it.
ham Can you pls send me that company name. In saibaba colany
ham No. I dont want to hear anything
ham You are a big chic. Common. Declare
ham Thats cool. I want to please you...
ham Going to join tomorrow.
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ham Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest shit got :(
ham Its just the effect of irritation. Just ignore it
ham What about this one then.
ham I think that tantrum's finished so yeah I'll be by at some point
ham Compliments to you. Was away from the system. How your side.
ham happened here while you were adventuring
ham Hey chief, can you give me a bell when you get this. Need to talk to you about this royal visit on the 1st june.
ham Ok which your another number
ham I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop
ham Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...
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ham I can't believe how attached I am to seeing you every day. I know you will do the best you can to get to me babe. I will go to teach my class at your midnight
ham Just sleeping..and surfing
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ham Yeah it's jus rite...
ham Armand says get your ass over to epsilon
ham U still havent got urself a jacket ah?
ham I'm taking derek &amp; taylor to walmart, if I'm not back by the time you're done just leave the mouse on my desk and I'll text you when priscilla's ready
ham Hi its in durban are you still on this number
ham Ic. There are a lotta childporn cars then.
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ham No, I was trying it all weekend ;V
ham You know, wot people wear. T shirts, jumpers, hat, belt, is all we know. We r at Cribbs
ham Cool, what time you think you can get here?
ham Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That's great
ham Have a safe trip to Nigeria. Wish you happiness and very soon company to share moments with
ham Hahaha..use your brain dear
ham Well keep in mind I've only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash
ham Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x
ham Yes i have. So that's why u texted. Pshew...missing you so much
ham No. I meant the calculation is the same. That &lt;#&gt; units at &lt;#&gt; . This school is really expensive. Have you started practicing your accent. Because its important. And have you decided if you are doing 4years of dental school or if you'll just do the nmde exam.
ham Sorry, I'll call later
ham if you aren't here in the next &lt;#&gt; hours imma flip my shit
ham Anything lor. Juz both of us lor.
ham Get me out of this dump heap. My mom decided to come to lowes. BORING.
ham Ok lor... Sony ericsson salesman... I ask shuhui then she say quite gd 2 use so i considering...
ham Ard 6 like dat lor.
ham Why don't you wait 'til at least wednesday to see if you get your .
ham Huh y lei...
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ham Will ü b going to esplanade fr home?
ham Pity, * was in mood for that. So...any other suggestions?
ham The guy did some bitching but I acted like i'd be interested in buying something else next week and he gave it to us for free
ham Rofl. Its true to its name